“Yes, let’s continue into the mysterious area instead of continuing to loiter in the women’s room.”
"Why are you snorting bits of building like cocaine, kid?"
"I wanted to see if it was made of brick."
"You're making things up."
"YES BUT THEY'RE TRUE."
"I'm glad I texted my ex before I went into the women's bathroom."
"You can trust Jason with a hole."
"Click it or ticket in District Thirteen."
"I feel like that's an and, not an or."
"What is a shoe, but nature's cylinder?"
"It is a children's backpack with Batman on it, but it can hold your microscope and jar of leeches."
"I have Sense Motor Oil as a cantrip."
"It's called a five finger discount, so how much do you think we could get for thirty?"
"Nick is about to race an entire clown car of Stigs."
"The screams get shot out the back to make it go faster."
"What about the catalytic converter?"
"I mean, it's in there somewhere!"
"What about the muffler, Jason?"
"I mean, I shoved something up it."
"You are a polyglot of madness, and of science."
"I got out on the ground floor, for rat reasons."
"I have no mouse and I must scream."
"We're splitting the party, but we're genre savvy, so we can't be hurt by it!"
"And you've got to prove yourself to them."
"What? No, I'm just going to shoot them with my Death Ray."
"I guess we start walking up that hill."
"Not running?"
"Why would we need to run? We're not breaking in or anything."
"We're already giving him a death ray, we don't need to give him a death note."
"I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to waste my death ray on the wrong school!"
"We were very calmly, and LEGALLY, walking out of the school, like we were supposed to."
"That is more accurate and less reassuring."
"I would like something nice and classy, with a notable absence of meat."
"We got rid of all my responses in the race, so I wouldn't fistfight Death."
"I'm not going to let you have a noir montage while riding a tandem bicycle."
"Why are you making a death ray?"
"It's my thesis project now."
"I appreciate you going into a car that does not have limbs for us."
"Just... empty your coffee bucket on the side of the road."
"If I become an agent of the Wax King, he'll definitely like me because of all the terrorism I've committed!"
"This is a stand your ground car!"
"Can you come down so we can talk? Or other?"
"I kind of feel like I want to kidnap a Paper Boy again."
"To the Hall of Sciences!"
"Which is silly, because there's only one Science. Maybe they're British."
"Oh I'm frieeeends with physics, we've been friends a long time, people tell me we're REALLY close."
"The leeches stop huffing glue for a second."
"The leeches have tummyaches."
"You know that guy who said revenge doesn't feel good? He didn't know what the fuck he was talking about!"
"Hm, I'm not sure I have any celestial lights, but I might have some blinding void in the back."
"WELCOME TO PARTY PEDRO'S PARTY POPPERS HOW CAN I HELP YOU?"
"And he follows you out to the parking lot."
"And we mug him!"
"If the fee for the parking lot is more than 86 standard, we shoot the toll guy and run."
"If it isn't illegal, is it even worth doing?"
"Maybe the dad rock will keep the Nightmares away."
"If you plan to go out that way, you're driving a car into a bathroom."
"Carole's a lady!"
"Take this, you GED scum!"
"ENJOY YOUR SUNNY-D, MOTHERFUCKER!"