Welcome Maggots to Nidhogg's Sing Along Corner, where I, Nidhogg the Corpse Eater, bring out the finest in what you Humans call 'musical entertainment'. However I'm lazy, and I've discovered that composition is more trouble than it's worth, so instead I'm just going to steal the tunes your Worms have already graciously made for me.
To the tune of: That song in my head.
Hear the horns, sound the drums
Something singing this way comes
Hey there you, in your sleepy little town
Time to turn those smiles upsidedown'
See the shadows start writhe
And animals go mad
Know now that your doom arrives
but no need to be sad
For with him comes delightful tunes
Though the words may sound strange
And hey you may not want to die
But that can be arranged
So when the screaming starts to ryhme
With lyrics that seem wrong
Guard your throat because it's time
For Nidhogg's Sing Along
Nidhogg's Siiiiiiiiing Along
To the tune of: Favorite Things (Duh)by Sound of Music
Eating small children
Their parents right after
Looks on their faces when hearing my laughter
Bringing down power lines passing the blame
These are a few of my favorite Games
Vampires Sparkle
Werewolves don't wear tee-shirts
The Monsters today suck so much that it hurts
But if I try hard I know I can fix
(the) Preconceptions of these Hormonal pricks
Smell of fresh corpses
Committing Heresy
Hearing my victims all cry out for mercy
Watching the innocent burn as I sing
These are a few of my favorite things
When the Night falls
Then the Blood flows
There's no where to run
I'll introduce you to my favorite things
And then We shall have....Some Fun
To the tune of: Born this way by Lady Gaga
It doesn't matter if your fae, or capital F-A-E
Just put your claws up
Because We slay this way Worm
My keeper told me when I was made
You're never gonna leave this place
She tore my throat out, left me there to rot
In my cell I cried alone
There's nothing wrong with hating everyone
She said 'I brought you here only to die
So keep your head down while I have my fun
Listen to your woeful cries'
I'm horrible in all ways
'Cause I am God's mistake
I've got the right knife baby
I Decapitate
I'll make you drown in regret
Grant pain you won't soon forget
And if don't run baby
I'll Decapitate
Ooh, You will not get away, baby there is no escape
Baby I Decapitate
Ooh, You will not get away, baby there is no escape
Won't hold back baby, I Decapitate
Don't be a drag, just be a corpse
(I) Won't hesitate, (I) show no remorse
Cry out for help, scream yourself horse
Don't run
But now I'm free, and I can have my fun
Innocents bemoan your fate
As I have stated there's no where to run
You should not have stayed out so late
This is real, it's not a fairy tale
Believe in capital F-A-E
So let's get started there's no time to waste
Ég er orðinn dauða (yeg er oar-din dua-va)
I'm horrible in all ways
'Cause I am God's mistake
I've got the right knife baby
I Decapitate
I'll make you drown in regret
Grant pain you won't soon forget
And if don't run baby
I'll Decapitate
Ooh, You will not get away, baby there is no escape
Baby I Decapitate
Ooh, You will not get away, baby there is no escape
Won't hold back baby, I Decapitate
Don't worry Worm, you will be next
You're all contained, within my texts
Your blood is spilled upon this page
I think I'll start a new Dark Age
If you are sick of life my friend
And wish only for it to end
Rejoice your death will come today
'Cause Maggot I Eliminate
No matter young, sick, or old
Healthy a coward or bold
I will attack you baby
You weren't born to survive
No matter what you uphold
The bell for you doth been tolled
Why do I do this? Baby
I'm created depraved
Since all my meals must be fresh
I rip Sins straight from your flesh
When will I stop this? Never!
I'll Eradicate
This world is so overjoyed
That's why it must be destroyed
Though it might take forever
I'll Exterminate
To the tune of: Over the Hills and Far Away by Gary Moore
He left this world, one winter's night
In darkness he did choke
He did not heed the warning signs
Of rules that he had broke
And as he drowned, within the dark
His vision growing dim
He felt his life, slip through his hands
He knew his fate was grim
He woke once more within a cell
A knife rammed in his heart
He was quite sure without a doubt
He never would regain his freedom
Dragged through the Thorns so far away,
To never see the light of day.
Bound here forever, with no mercy,
A Corpse's life for him there'll be.
And now this man, of which I speak
He did not last for long
And with him gone there was just Me
A thing that was made wrong
I was without joy, fear or rage
Without uncertainty
For though I knew My life might end
I could not help but think of Freedom
Dragged through the Thorns so far away
I swore I would return one day
Claw through the Darkness, through the trees
And show them what was shown to me
Dragged through the Thorns so far a way
Object of Scorn and,
'Ner to be Mourned and,
Dragged though the Thorns so far a way
Each life within My prison cell
I counted down the days
Till I could make my grand escape
And I would know the taste of Freedom
Back through the Thorns so far away
You'll pray that I'll return one day
As sure as your wounds will make you bleed
Back in this Realm I knew I'd be
Torn through the Thorns and here to stay
I heard the world bemoan this day
Far from my cell and from Faerie
Within My claws is where you'll be
When even the Thorns can't keep me away
You think you will live past this day
Over your corpse I will decree
Forever more We will be free
Dragged through the Thorns
Dragged through the Thorns so far a way
Dragged through the Thorns
Dragged through the Thorns so far a way
To the tune of: Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones
Please allow me to introduce myself
I am a man of filth and waste
I've been around for less than a year
And what I've done is just a taste
And I was 'round when Danny boy
Had his moment of Death and Pain
Made damn sure that Pansy
Packed his bags, gave me his Fate
Pleased to meet you
Could you guess my name?
But what's puzzling you is
a, Why I cause you pain
I dwelt beneath Yggdrasil
Nawed the roots when they needed a trim
Consumed corpses in Nifelheim
Man I tell ya th' place is grim
Even when tame
I am an Evil name
Remembered through Myth
Though never the same
Pleased to meet you
Have you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is
a, Why I cause you pain
I watched with joy
As all the girls and boys
Fucking went berserk
Just to do my work
You shouted out
Who let this monster free
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce Ourselves
We're Beasts of many a face
Pleased to met you
Will you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is
a, Why I cause you pain
To the tune of: Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down
I watched the world within the darkness of my troubled mind
Dreaming of bodies screaming somewhere till the end of time.
But I feel a strange unease, a flicker of my Moon
I feel there's something I should do. No
What is this strange unease,that haunts my troubled mind?
Why do the voices say that it has something to do with you
And though I do mind, if I am not your end.
Would this mean that I'd have a friend at the end?
If I don't kill you would that mean all my past is in vain?
Could you even accept a love song from someone whose insane?
I mean there's no escape from my supernatural might.
Niflheim
I've bled the strong, I've culled the weak
And yet my secrets they still seek.
I took for granted what it feels to never be let down.
You stumbled in, I sought you head
Normally by now you'd be dead
and picked apart and buried safely underground
It seems I've gone mad again because I don't want to give in
Why else would I not kill you even though I know it's a sin?
It would be so easy with my supernatural might,
Niflheim.
Why would you say such things, if you know they would cause me pain?
Human's and Gentry it seems you two are truely the same.
No need to run away from my supernatural might.
Niflehim, YEAAAAAAH
Even if I don't kill you seems all this thought was in vain.
Since you don't want a love song from someone whose 'clearly insane'.
But now there's no escape from my supernatural might.
Niflheim
To the tune of: The song that never ends
This is the road that never ends
yes it goes on and on my whatevers
some people, started driving on it hoping one would die
and they'll continue driving on it till just one's alive.
To the tune of: The Addams Family Theme
Contractual obligation
is used throughout the nation
on every TV station
is mediocrity
Your shows have no ambition
so I'll make it my mission
to make you people listen
to things that haunt you dreams
So get the cameras rollin'
'cause I'ma start my trollin'
and we'll all take a stroll in
to Niflheim TV
There is a town upon a coast that's moderately known
And in this town upon a coast are secrets rarely shown
For in this town wearing such crowns a cavalcade of kings
Rule over their subjects and do other royal things
And you might say 'well that sounds weird', ay but that's the rub
For you don't know this simple town's a supernatural hub
I know not why it rests here but it hardly can be missed
The inky blackness in our town that some call the Abyss
We don't know what it does or how it got that way
But no one cares because we know that it attracts the Fae
Surely you've heard fairy tales so know they're mostly true
But please don't be so happy because they are after you
They'll come at night, or maybe day, and Wyrd knows in what shape
But rest assured that when they do there will be NO escape
They'll drag you through a patch of thorns that's boundless, without end
Until of course you reach the land that none can comprehend
You'll call to God but he won't come as you cry all alone
For there's no god but for the ones who call this realm their own
But hark if your still living or with hope you've been cursed
Then know you can escape because, the Thorns can be traversed
But know even if you escape and freedom you regain
That time spent in Arcadia will always leave its stain
When the moon hits your eyes that are covered with flies
That's a gory
When your bloods all around and is soaking the ground
That's a gory
Bells will toll ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And we'll all play a nice dirge
Hearts will stop tippy-tippy-taping, tippy-tapping
At the end of our purging
When you're dumb and you drool cause your brain's gone you fool
That's a gory
When you lie on the street with your guts at your feet
You're in pain
When I walk in your dream but you know you're not
Waking up baby
And I love, with a shove, your flesh fits like a glove
That's a gory
When you break down and cry cause you don't wanna die
That's a worry
When you run and you hide cause I'll open you wide
I'm not sorry
When you walk in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming seniore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore, (amore)
That's amore
This was never the way I planned
Not a suicide
I got so brave, gun in hand
Lost my alibi
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna bump you off
I'm furious at you
Caused my detention
I killed a guy and I liked it
The sight of his scarlet blood stain
I killed a guy just to try it
I hope that the cops don't detain
It went so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in jail tonight
I killed a guy and I liked it
I liked it
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what, 'people' do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Instincts Obeyed
I killed a guy and I liked it
The sight of his scarlet blood stain
I killed a guy just to try it
I hope that the cops don't detain
It went so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in jail tonight
I killed a guy and I liked it
I liked it
You humans are so mundane
Soft skin, red blood, so kill-able
Hard to resist so stab-able
Too bad to, deny it
Ain't no big deal, they're innocents
I killed a guy and I liked it
The sight of his scarlet blood stain
I killed a guy just to try it
I hope that the cops don't detain
It went so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in jail tonight
I killed a guy and I liked it
I liked it