I did it. I’m, I’m free.
I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it I did it
I did it.
Wait. Wait, not yet, no, not yet.
I’m still in the Hedge, not out quite yet, I need to keep running, I need to keep mov- and there are people here.
Great.
Complications.
Knowing my luck they're probably the Mistress’s agents sent to take me back, the tricky little bitch, always one step ahead. Maybe I should…just to be safe ya know.
No, no wait, wait. That can’t be right, think. If they were sent to get me they would have to be able to travel through the hedge, 5 no, 10 times faster than I can…
Fuck!
Well I guess that means that I'm screwed no matter what I do. Guess I’ll just follow them and hope for the best.
Seems the strange bloody one is called Birdie, well she is flighty so, good name...I guess.
The metal guy calls himself Goban, not really much to say.
The one that's ON FIRE, calls herself Katie. Strangely the most normal of them is on fire, and yet for some reason I don't really find this weird.
Huh, I've been in the Hedge far too long.
Huh, giant elephant, thing.
Being attacked by some other...Things (yes they deserve a capital)
And yet once again I'm really not surprised.
I've really need to get out of the Hedge.
Crap one of those Things (capital remember) is following us.
Shit it's not even slowed by the Hedge.
And now its on the path right behind us, perfect.
Wait, did Goban just try to stare that thing down?
Dude I have a feeling that we don't intimidate it... and Katie just hit it with her stick...
Great, now we probably made it mad, aaand now Goban's hitting it too.
huh, I'm feeling sorta useless, well if Goban's going to keep trying to scare, the GIANT FUCKING MONSTER,
I guess I might as well help with that.
Were out? Were out!
Fuck yes!
Were...on some schmuck's lawn in the suburbs?
Well first things first, see if there's anyone home...no I'm not going to rob it.
That'll come later, wow what a strange set of instincts I've got.
So thanks to Katie climbing a tree I was able to lead us to the near by city.
oh yeah and Katie and I found a lighter for her, that she wanted because...She's a pyro I guess.
The me in this window is not the me of this world.
That's kinda fucked up.
I can think of that later, for now we've found a homeless shelter that we can stay at.
Seems to be run(?) by a nice lady named Joanna, nice, if a little gullible from how easy Katie and Birdie seem to be playing her.
Mmmmmmmmmmm Bagels (yes they deserve capitals too), now where is that butter, oh I guess there isn't any, what kinda dump is this any way, oh yeah a homeless shelter but still thats no excuse for.......................
OH CRAP were the hell did this guy come from, and how the hell did I not notice him.
Well okay apparently his name is Big Nick, big shocker, and he helps out new Changelings ('cause yeah, apparently we have a name) like us.
Guy takes us to an apartment that we can stay in, for free...
I know I should be more suspicious of this, but I don't think that I'm in a very good position to start looking gift horses in the mouth.
So there also seems to be two other Changelings in this apartment, but not at this moment.
Big Nick lets us settle in and then leaves, I immediately pick the darkest room, only one window (which I immediately tape over with a tarp).
Should also move my bed to behind the door so I'm not the first thing seen.
Seems that Goban's checking up on the history that he's missed, and it seems that he's missed quite a lot of it.
Doesn't seem that important to me, but then again things seem pretty much the same, I think...
Huh, maybe I should check up on history, just to be safe.
Seems like we're going to the park, Katie is playing Frisbee with some college kids, Goban's doing something, and Birdie...
is wandering off, might as well keep an eye on her, doesn't seem like the kind of person who can defend her self,
at the very least I, can flee from danger.
Shit what was that, What the hell was that?
Who are those two people, huh.
are they those roomies Nick mentioned? oh they better hope they are!
Huh I guess they are, lucky them.
I've noticed that my thoughts have been, weird, to say the least.
I know things that I don't know I know.
I'm prone to random thoughts.
So I decided to meditate, center my self, try to shift through the garbage heap that my mind has become.
I can only hope that it works.
Mmmmmmmmmmm Pancakes, now where is the butter...
Well, it seems that meditation isn't totally effective,
Crap.
Big Nick stopped by, told us about things called pledges,
apparently us changelings share the Fae's ability to make deals, these deals have magic powers the reward those who honor them.
Then he set us loose to make our own pledges.
Wow, Thanks Nick first you scare the shit out of me with the magic oaths things,
then you just let me loose to form magic bonds with who ever I do please.
Well I guess it is best to learn through experience.
Well I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that I now know that you can't use commercial transactions as pledges.
The bad news is that now the cashier of that corner store thinks I'm nuts.
Well I finally made a pledge, I just had to make my self look like a homeless man to do it.
No, I mean it, I literally turned into a different guy.
I really need to look into this, as well as why the ability to change my features at will makes me so damn giddy.
Hm seems that changelings have their own government, kind of.
Four courts representing the seasons.
Spring, desire, sociable, nah.
Summer, wrath, combat, no thank you.
Autumn, fear, magic, not bad, not bad at all.
Winter, sorrow, hiding, BINGO!
I honestly thought it would take longer than that, but no I think I found my spot.
Seems our first contact (Autumn) Felix, is a gang leader, lovely.
Better yet we have to go into the gang's territory to find him, juuuuuust peachy.
Seems Birdie is scared of being in gang territory, heh heh, wait that's perfectly natural,
Then why do I feel fine, well not fine, but why does this all seem so familiar?
So seems Felix is in fact a big shot in this area,
it also seems that Birdie really likes magic
oh wait I'm sorry Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagic.
Which reminds me I've got some magic of my own, and if what he says about them being magic experts I should get some of their help
Also apparently Goban can't keep his mouth shut for shit.
At least Katie seems to understand what secrecy means.
Birdie seems to be showing quite a bit of interest in Autumn.
Strange considering she was hanging on my arm not ten minutes ago but whatever.
Next up is (Spring) Alex T. (the T is important).
Not much to say, Alex T. seems really nice,
Spring is full of party guys,
Katie shows a lot of interest,
Really not my cup of tea, moving on.
Next is (Summer) Chaser.
I was expecting worse from the guy referred to as a drill sergeant,
but chaser was actually pretty nice, I like him, especially because he leaves the backdoor open for people like us.
Won't be joining summer, but I like him all the same.
Though this time Goban seemed keen, well at least if he makes any oaths of loyalty to Chaser it won't be as bad.
Finally it was my turn, but not yet.
Our final contact was (Winter) Sophie, who is apparently a real bitch, well that makes me feel better.
This one is going to be really interesting, having to hunt down our contact,
yeah this is going to be good.
Well this sucks, to find Sophie and get our new IDs (oh she's also in charge of that) we need to get into this club
and since the club cards we need IDs to get in, but to get our IDs we need, FUCK.
And why is my first instinct to break in the back?
Seems like Goban can use Katie and Birdie to bullshit their way into the club,
While I go in the back, which is locked, wonder if I could just use a hair pin?
Speaking of hair pins that lady seems to have some to spare, let me just borrow it and...there, gotcha,
2 minutes later and I'm in.
HAHAHA that was great they never saw it coming or leaving and...crap I just picked my way into a nightclub with a hairpin.
Who the hell am I? Who the fuck am I? WHat thE fuCK AM I?
MY NAME IS DANIEL WILSON!
shit, okay maybe doubting the nature of my reality really isn't the best thing to be doing right now.
Oh and I guess I'm a thief, that's nice I guess, fuck my head hurts.
Well at least I'm inside now, I should focus on the mission, yeah the mission find Sophie, find Sophie.
Wow I've just been dissed by Birdie, fan-fucking-tastic,
I'm just going to go in to the corner and sulk/
Oh yeah, the white lady is supposed to show up. Guess I should look for her.
Hmm I should try to load up on glamor, but I don't think I can get it the way Katie and Birdie get it.
Hmm well if fear is a viable emotion, then if I just hide this bag here, and wait,
wow, I'm kind of a dick aren't I?
So apparently the white lady hasn't even shown up yet, luckily the bartender is special.
Next stop, pawn shop, *sigh* once again I'm feeling way too at home.
Well here it is, lets just go in and...what the?
this door is, magic? no that's not quite right, it takes magic?
Oh that's what the door does. Weird. Convenient but most definitely weird.
So many post-its so little time, none of them seem very relevant but one of them has to, ah there we are...
what the hell is a floccinaucinihilipilification.
"Don't call us, we'll call you", heh sounds fun.
Can't wait to see how I'm contacted.
Well its late and I've got a Library to break back into.
Well Well Well. Seems there is a little fucker running around with my identity, with my NAME!
This won't do, not, one, bit.
The only good new is that it means I now certain that I'm a crook
So where does that leave me, I certainly can't just stop being a crook,
God, I didn't even know I was a thief and I've been acting like one.
So where does that leave me in this group?
Birdie is our face (despite not being in Spring).
Katie is our fighter (despite not being in Summer) and our backup face.
Goban is our cook/craftsman, as well as a backup fighter.
And me, I can be morally reprehensible, Dammit.
So it seems the others (not the Others) need to visit their contacts, again.
So were off to meet Chaser, again.
Found him, during training it seems, well I can wait.
Hm seems Birdie and Katie are attracting attention with their cheering,
Can't wait to see one of the players get tackled whilst distracted.
Lets see, I can either go running with Chaser, or I can keep an eye on Birdie.
Well at least
I'm practicing my bench warming skills.
Did I call this or what, Birdie at least have an excuse better than "Lady Business".
Well fuck,I can't just stop her, well I could but that would be stupid,
well if I can't stop her I can at least oversee.
Huh that was actually fun to watch, just hope that she actually tells me when she does stuff like this.
"Just remember Katie, we won't let them get you".
No, I won't let those bastards get any of you guys,
Heh, heheh, HAHAHA I get it now,
All of you are too good of people to go back there.
Not like me, I am a horrible nasty person, that does horrible nasty things.
Its so simple, I've got the skills, the street smart, and a small enough moral compass to "get things done".
Sounds like fun.
God Dammit Goban, do you have to try and intimidate everything that could kill us?
Wow Birdie saves the day,
four words I'd never thought I'd say.
Never mind, guess she's not really a liability after all.
Finally an identity.
What the, 6 month jail time? You mean I got caught?
Hmm favors that can be called upon at anytime in the next month?
Worrisome, but not overly so.
Oh and Goban apparently pissed off the hedge, so its stalking him.
Dammit Goban, you didn't have to turn my room into the hedge!
A party, great, look at me jump for joy.
Well, I've been wanting to test out what I can do, avoiding an entire party's worth of people seems like a good challenge.
The party wasn't anything special, the after party is looking to be interesting.
Loyalists? As in loyal to the Gentry?
Fuck, seems like I might be useful after all.
Not sure if I'm happy about that,
specially if it means I have to pull a knife through the throat of a fellow changeling.
Well fuck 'em they chose to side with the Others, so they get to reap the consequences.
I've done some thinking and I've figured out where I stand.
First comes Motley,
Then Comes Freehold,
Last comes Court,
Then the rest can go fuck them selves.
But damn guess this means we can't just sit on our asses.
I've got to get prepared, I guess I really will be getting Chaser's help.
Well I've made some head way into locating the local black market, or at least one of them,
Unfortunately I can't go farther until I've gathered my funds.
Another party huh?
Well at least I've got something more to talk about than just stealing and running away.
Never mind, running away seems to be a perfectly acceptable topic,
or at least it is when your free running.
Met a guy named Jimmy, seemed nice.
may never see him again, but its nice to know that I'm not completely worthless at socializing.
Wow, time to play "FInd the Smell" already, okay I'm game.
Let's see, hmmm seems to be coming from the stalls...ewww.
I really hope it isn't just an unflushed turd.
Okay door number one, nope, door number two, nada, door number three...
Not a turd.
That's good, I mean bad, I mean, crap.
Fuck, gotta tell someone.
Spring party,
Spring's in charge,
Vernal Lord's in charge of spring.
Bingo!
Well the guy's alive apparently.
Good for him, cause he owes me a shirt,
Oh and his life, he owes me that too.
hmm no shirt, that will draw more attention than I want,
I'll just ask this guy if he has an extra that I can borrow...
Hmm well the shirt is nice but it really doesn't match my pants, so it draws even more attention to me,
I guess I could just wear the matching pants.
And now I'm a waiter?
Funny how that happens.
Well might as well take advantage of this.
Ooooh don't you have a pretty face, mind if I borrow it?
A darkling coming out of the bathroom with the Vernal Lord sans his shirt...
Well, I doubt this is going to hurt our reputations.
Also Goban is apparently a cooking god when given the right tools.
Well I guess "given the right tools" is his hole shtick.
Well parties over, and the group knows about the skinned guy.
That still bothers me by the way, I know I got the Vernal Lord to tell me if he gets better, but I still want to know more.
This is the kind of stuff I could do, a legal way for me to become a contributing member of society.
Hmmm Official Court Trouble Rectifier, sounds good, sounds damn good.
Well, now we're paying Chaser to beat the crap out of us.
Great. I'm not turning into a masochist am I?
Crap that's right, Sophie's place is still part hedge.
Hey I've got money now.
Now I can get my tools.
Though the hard part's still to come.
Shopping huh?
Well I do need new stuff,
can't spend too much though, what I need is expensive.
Huh a cell phone...with, tracking. This is, Annoying.
I need a...work phone.
Good of time as any to start planning for escape.
And I should start dressing my faces.
They want me to carry what?
I wonder if I could escape if I slipped out through the crowd.
Wait, Katie's better than me at running, craaaaaaaaaaap.
Ah it has been a while since I've had good Chinese food.
Good quality as well,
Oh dear, Birdie you do know that there is a fortune in there right.
Opportunity, heh, opportunity is always there for those who are willing to seize it.
Um I mean, ah how quaint.
Ah the bar, rather nice to walk through the front.
Hmm, need some more glamor,
Well, I am Jason after all, so when as Jason, do as Jason does...
Hmm bar tender doesn't seem to recognize me, either he can't see through my mask or he's subtle,
or I'm just that good. ;)
Me? (fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck) Why don't we talk about you?
Ah fuck it, lets just dance.
Well, I guess Jason is an asshole now.
Well at least I have Birdie for inspiration.
Great, more shopping, this time for cars.
I swear if I have to carry this home too, I'm gonna quit,
Sanctions be dammed.
Hmm well the guy is okay at least.
They don't even know who the victim is?
That is cause for concern, I have to know who he is for him to properly owe me.
Note to self: Chaser likes push ups.
Best defense is a good offenses my ass.
Give me a better defense any day.
Though killing them before they get a swing in certainly has an appeal,
But that's a matter for another day.
Hedge-spun huh, Status.
Hmmm who to take, who to take,
Well Daniel doesn't need it, too noticeable.
I don't think Marcus wants something fancy,
The problem is between Jason and Arthur.
Well Jason says that the outfit will be best used by someone of his beauty,
But Arthur says that as a symbol of status it is more important that he has it.
Weeellll, Nick did say that you can fight in our dreams, can the two of them just duke it out?
Hmmm but he said that that disturbed sleep,
I guess I can afford one missed night of sleep.
Wait a tick, I can manipulate dreams and such but can,
can I Steal Dreams? Oh, wow, think I just had a small kleptogasm there.
This whole dream thing bears some serious investigation.
"Welcome me back".
You know I kind of thought I would be more frightened.
Maybe that I'd only return kicking and screaming,
but no, I'm not.
In fact if anything I'm, happy?
Well I can dwell on it later, for now we've got a Hollow to make.
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Huh, chopping the Hedge is pretty therapeutic.
I've been working on the, uh, Hedge Trod?
I need to work on that.
huh, never thought I'd see you again,
guess you lost, sucks to be you.
Wonder what we could do with those blades...
Well, this place is special,
connect the clearings huh.
ONWARD!
Huh, where is everyone going?
Oh, that thing, aaaaaand Birdie's freaking out, uh oh.
Birdie, shh shh, it's okay your not alone here.
Hey take out Mr. Spikey, he'll help you stay safe.
we'll scare away all the mean bad monsters.
Now for you my dead little friend.
Lets get me this blade.
Ouch, hmph "I have spilt blood for this blade, I claim it as mine!"
Just try to take this back.
i dare you
Well we're out now, Birdie seems really freaked out,
And I don't feel nearly as, good, as I did.
goodbye
Well crap, Birdie's worser off than I thought,
Looks like Jason will be doing things other than bar hopping.
Boo, I guess, heh this is kinda fun.
I wonder if I should do this to Chaser using Marcus?
Or maybe I shouldn't try to shock the man who could bench press a truck.
Dream poison, nasty stuff.
Pity with what happens to the people,
But it does seem like something I could do.
The snitching part not the murder, too messy.
Plus I'm just awful at hiding corpses.
Wow, Birdie is a damn funny drunk.
And I, am a sexy sexy man, also drunk, that too.
Screw it I just won an argument with the Hedge,
I'm gonna celebrate.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Tooooooooast, nom!
This is all the Hedge's fault, I just know it.
Yeah, we're back.
whoopee
"I claim this land as belonging to me and my fellows,
With my blood I mark this Hollow as ours
and I damn all who would transgress upon us"
Hmm I'm definitely going to try something with that spine.
I should get Big Nick to teach me how.
Maybe I should also get Birdie to teach me about magic mumbo jumbo,
She does seem to be the best at it.
Plus I could trade her Hedge therapy for lessons.
Well I finally got some more clothes for Jason,
I was afraid of the old ones smelling
Wow, what's that smell,
That better be incense and another near-corpse
Well this seems fun,
Yes, fun fun fun fun.
This is me, this is what I could do
Hehehehehehehehehe
LETS DO THIS
Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me,
Just say you never met me, I'm hiding underground with the mole,
Diggin big holes.
Hear the voices in my head I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring,
But if your bored, then your boring,
The agony and the irony, they're killing me
And done, Bitch
Whaa, hunger, feed, please
Well, that was...Well.
Feed
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FEED
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OM NOM NOM
This is the best feeling,
Little to good, be careful lady, I'm not in my right mind.
Well Maybe if I eat it all now I won't be hungry
No bodies to bury, that's nice.
Should get home now.
Greasing the wheels of industry,
Money makes the world go round,
Yatta yatta.
No freak out this time,
Still ravenous though.
What the hell?
You can buy lock picks online,
thats, thats, just not done.
Well I for one am going to get my lock picks the old fashioned way
No respect for tradition.
Well I'll be damned if a buy one...ooooooh collapsable batons, that'll be good for self defense
Dignity, what's that.
Well, well, isn't this fascinating.
So much to know but so little to learn.
but how can I practice?
Clearly I should use the pledge of Horn and Bone,
but who to practice with? Birdie is obviously the expert of our group.
But do I really trust her in my dreams, yes yes I do.
Hey Katie can come too.
Well fuck, why does Goban get all the fun
Bah, well free stuff
AHH Dinosaur, BAM
Mosquito, SPRAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Note to self: dreams are cool
...I still won
Cool I can see both Mein and Mask at the same time
Hmm, rather dry but still nice,
I is a Ninja.
Loyalist are withdrawn, huh, that's unfair
TWILIGHT!!!, that breaks so many rules
Ah Norse Mythology,
truly thou art fucked up and confusing,
but how entertaining art thou.
Hmmmm, I wonder if I could some of this.
I do hope I don't end up as near Ragnarök Loki
Early Loki is okay, he's fun, late time Loki is a backstaber
and that's no good.
Talked with Sophie, our info seemed to interest her so that didn't seem to be a waste of time
Worked out more with Chaser, gave him his monthly tithe
Also apparently Katie can do fancy flips
Lladratre, thief, well its accurate at least
I guess my keeper was Irish.
Maybe I should start researching Celtic Mythology
Ah government archives.
Birdie went here already didn't she
I wonder if she would like to come along
This might take awhile, seems like a job for Arthur really.
Hmmm can't change now, guess I should pull a Superman.
Crap these aren't Arthur's clothes, dammit, I need Arthur for this.
I'll just have to make due.
Wait a tic, this is the same person, with a different middle name
Huh, maybe its not so impossible after all.
Hot huh,
heh hehehe, well well, i shouldn't i really shouldn't
but i, am we all know i am "I'll take it"
Wow two risks in one day, I'm on a roll.
It's not a very good roll, but whatever.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, Bury de' booty
X marks de' spot ye scurvy dogs.
Ah Jolly good
Pip pip what ho
Wow this is a switch
I'm the one whose following someone else
Not really against the rules but still feels a little wrong.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there.
Dream pledge is back on, with Goban as an addon
Ahh an expedition, very nice, verrryy niiice
Well, this is vierd. nice cloud formations though.
World of Ice?
coooooooooool, must, see.
Leave the rope behind? what if the tree sneaks off when we're not looking.
cold, nice
i get to eat the wind?
hehehehehehehehehe
hey wait, where does the glamor come from? i mean i have to know who to thank.
well now i'm a conductor
and doing pretty well if i do say so myself
FOOD!!
GOD DAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT EATING AND LET ME FUCKING EAT!!
i better get something to eat soon, our hunger might take priority over propriety
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
COME ON. WHAT'S THE MATTER
SCARED TO LAY YOUR HANDS ON ME?
Bah not even rain can dampen my spirits
My clothes on the other hand...
Hmmm, what if I try this...no? well how, about, this!?!?
huh, nope huh could'a sworn that would do something
well I've got all night
Hmmmm
I don't need to feed.
I could starve if required.
I am the master of my hunger.
...
I am ice, I am winter
My emotions are hidden behind a sheet of hail.
I am not to show my self in such a disgraceful way.
...
Ragnarock
Here is the result of unbridled emotion.
An entire world encased by fire.
Loki...that's not the path I am on is it?
I must tread carefully
For this shall not come to pass.
Good thoughts, happy thoughts, peaceful thoughts.
Happy mask, joyful mask, bright mask.
Banish my sorrows, my hate, my anger.
Bring me nice dreams, free of danger.
Fly away stress, and never come hither
So never again should my dreams start to wither.
So bring me good rest, all sunny and bright,
For there is no ail good rest cannot right.
Back to the Hedge it seems.
I wonder if we can back track.
oh so we're somewhere else, hmmm
well maybe birdie can convince it of otherwise
i will find you tree
ah there we go, somethings happening
well, well, well, so we meet again.
seems you stayed put after all, don't think i'm not still watching you though
wake up, wake up.
no? nothing?
fine
...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wheeeeeee
OUCH......hehehehe
Hehehe...
well that was fun.
Goodnight
Truly this is a place of awesome.
I shall dub thee Awesomepark
Huh, Birdie meditating.
well there have been stranger things
well I need gloves, less...proof that way
Well, seems Katie brought someone home
Huh a new guy, and he's Japanese I think
Fox? Hmmm. Is he beast seeming?
meh I've seen weirder.
Birdie's even stranger than she usually is.
Well it's not my right to pry, I should keep an eye on her though.
Yeah, I'm going to have to go with her.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooring
Let's go to the library
come on, come ooooooooooon
We're going
Great!
Ah, so that's what it means.
Wow there is a lot of things to say
Well, I thought I would be the one with the dark past revelation,
Birdie beat me to it. It was a bit of an overreaction I suppose.
Speaking of overreaction, calm the fuck down guys, she said she wouldn't stab us.
God, if your going to draw a weapon on your motely-mate, at least have the decency to be inconspicuous about it
I mean for the love of fuck, even if she did want to stab us, she would only be dangerous if we were asleep.
Wearing your fucking intentions on your fucking sleeves.
*grumble* *grumble*
Well fine, if you don't want to come with me I can just go by my self.
*Sigh* People these days just don't appreciate a good breaking and entering anymore.
I mean if you have a thief (hey bob) you should use it. *Sigh*
And would you look at that I got here first.
Huh, guess she moved, not surprising really
Huh, same place in a more roundabout manner,
probably the bartenders fault.
Ahh, a really challange
FINALLY
You know, I like Eric, he's a nice guy
BUT WE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING ABOUT THIS KIND OF THING AROUND PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT PLEDGE BOUND TO PROTECT BIRDIE GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to go think happy thoughts. and put those thoughts in a mask
Good thoughts, happy thoughts, peaceful thoughts.
Happy mask, joyful mask, bright mask.
Banish my sorrows, my hate, my anger.
Bring me nice dreams, free of danger.
Fly away stress, and never come hither
So never again should my dreams start to wither.
So bring me good rest, all sunny and bright,
For there is no ail good rest cannot right.
Hey, I think that actually worked, a bit
COOL!! :|)
Company...I, don't, like it
Poor guy, not a very good showing, sure wrath is what you do, but you don't have to be so undignified about it
Well fuck, oh well, WHEEEEEE
THWAP
Thump
tehe
THE... FUCK
There better be some kind of status report waiting for me back home
Hmmm this fucker is good, but I'm better
These tracks, seem to be an off-roader
Maybe a hummer, I wonder if Goban could tell me more
Heavy SUV, only one person, heavy boots
He tasks me! He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him round Port Bowen, and round the Freehold, and round perdition's flames before I give him up!
The Hunt is on.
No, message.
I don't want to be angry at the Vernal Lord
I mean who am I to him?
But......
This seems to be something i should be informed about i mean i only asked to be updated on his progress and up and about seems to be a pretty big thing you know something that could be mentioned just a quick little note.
Fine, if they won't inform me i'll just have to find out for my self
I will find you, I will hunt you down, and I WILL get you
sigh, there's no two ways about it.
I've got no ground to stand on, I just have to hope that the good Doctor isn't working against me
I cannot believe that I'm doing this.
This if fucking ridiculous.
This really should be this fun.
Oh well, at least nobody knows who I am
Fascinating, I must know how to make this for myself
......................................................................................................................................................................
Yeah I got nothing
Ugh, this coffee, well what does not kill you
Huh, something seems to have happened to Katie,I do hope it isn't anything bad.
Though considering that she wanted to know where I am and not anyone else.
WELL Well wellwellwellwellwell things really ARE heating up, first the package, now the-
OH FUCK, I'm a Court Trouble Rectifier.
Heh,hehehe, Hur-ray
come my little friend soon we shall dance with glee, but for now, we wait
Huh, I think they just called Birdie a whore, well she's not angry about it, so no harm I suppose.
Hmm, Just Felix huh, fuck it I'm playing darts
Twip, Twip, Twip, *sigh* Twip Twip
Hmmm Ophie doesn't want us to hear, no surprise, no problem
Hmm Birdie's a bit of an ass, I mean I already knew that, but its nice to reinforce these ideas
I wonder if Ophie is better at hiding than I am, I think she just does it more regularly,
I must test this.
Gunfire? fuck
I'll take the back way,
Oh hey Nick, come join me.
Hey Katie, how are you?
Hmm, corpsey eh? Not a surprise really, but it would be distinctive.
Ah Ophie, so we meet again upon the field of battle,
Sneaky you are, but sneaker am I,
Seems the guy hasn't noticed us, eh Ophie?
Well played.
Ah ha, victory is mine...wow I have issues.
Well, Katie seems to be getting sneakier. Good for her!
Well, seems like there's a connection
Ahh Motley, eh. Very interesting, that may explain the regret.
Note to self: Sophie is better at talking than Daniel is, so don't even try.
This is a bad plan, it doesn't involve running, It Doesn't Involve The Hunt!
*sigh*,
I still think I could do better on foot than any of you could do by car.
He's fat and he don't look to fast, but he's faster than me
last night in the club we saw him, going out of his tree
god im bored
Hmm, well at least I'm doing something on this endevor
Ah, a response, soon I can really get started on this investigation.
And Sophie is going to contact me as well I will have a plethora of meetings.
Well that makes it official, Welcome Eric,
Here we go,
Assumed Motley name? Tyrrell.
Mortal Name: Jeremy R. Grayson
Find the motley, follow the fake IDs, perhaps Sophie, she has such knowledge.
Katie is far more selfless than I, I just want to hunt.
She also apparently much more ham-handed than I as well.
No leads, no one really interested, not surprised, though I do hope I can reach that level of paranoia and caution.
find the motley, follow the id's perhaps ask sophie, NEED INPUT, find him find him find him find him find himfindhimfindhimfindhimfindhim
gahh, the problem is i don't need to find tyrrell, i need to find not tyrrell
"Welcome me back"
oh what is this? really, do we need more interruptions?
and look goban intimidating something else, hey it work how great can we move on now?
work work, zug zug
'I wanna take you to a gay bar, to the gay bar gay bar gay bar'
Wow Birdie, just wow. I'm, I'm honestly impressed. I didn't think that was possible anymore, but you think your amazing for a reason.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHa, bye Eric, nice speed, and good hiding, good kid.
and apparently a good winter candidate
Ah this will work well, yes this is a good , good person too.
well it IS a lovely day for a skip in the hedge
uh boy, I can see this taking a while.
Well, well, well, very interesting Birdie. Well pulled off.
Well she's court of Fear, what would one expect.
Oh come on, Hitler? Really? That's just sad.
Hmm, I wonder if I could do this for Halloween. I do look dead, and can shapeshift...
Wow...just, wow, um okay this...is...weird.
really weird, how the fuck did it even come to this?
I'm not complaining but, damn. Sorta weird being the center of attention
guess I should enjoy it, I am Jason right now. Can't let myself get
uncomfortable over this might give me away at a latter date.
Huh, this is a twist. You'd think that with all his talk Goban would be less likely
to kill someone. Hell I thought that I would have this problem next. Well, you think you
know someone...
Hmm fencing seems like it would fit me, and its a proper form of combat
for Aurthur. It would also work well for Birdie's performance thingies.
Wow, i didnt fuck up, thats good. very strange to have so many eyes on me. But I'm not
Daniel right now, I am Prince, might never be him again, don't think I could be him again.
Oh well, no big loss, I'm sure I'll have someone new for next time.
The Prince: Subdivision of Jason Vane, the real world equivalent of an style="font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 15px;">Bishōnen, only a temporary persona that will never appear again, at least not in this exact form.
okay i think it's just now starting to hit me.
So many eyes.
I need to change.
fuck these eyes...fuck 'em!
*Sigh*, this is sorta fucking ridiculous.
Well that seemed to go well.
Not really surprised about the structure of winter, makes sense.
It's a pleasant surprise to see that Sophie took an interest in me.
And its nice to see her being so helpful.
Well, well, what do we have here?
Oh my, Birdie, so you CAN act seriously. Fascinating as always, do keep it up.
I must say Eric I appreciate your devotion to non-engagement, I really do, however seeing as I don't plan on actually making contact with poppet I feel the need for information out ways the need for avoidance. Just in case poppet ever becomes a danger to us.
Well, seems like I'm useful again. We'll have to see how this pans out, won't we poppet?
Okay pay attention numb nuts cause I'm only gonna go over it once. And you've only got one shot to do it in.
We need all the information we can gather on Poppet and those around her, assume all information to be important, maybe she's just a little girl, maybe she's really a member of the gentry in disguise have fun how ever those entities do it.
First we want visual evidence, I mean pictures of faces, clothes, were they go and what they go in.
This is a covert operation, so you are to be discrete about it. Camera phones make a highly identifiable noise when they take a picture so we need to disguise that noise. Forrest from the trees men, we will disguise or self as some college douche bag playing music on his phone whilst surfing the internet. With this cover we will take as many pictures as we can of everybody that we can, quality will not be exceedingly high so we must hope we get lucky, remember even the crappiest gun can kill someone if you have enough of them.
Next, we will attempt to capture video footage of Poppet in case all photography fails, or to support the evidence we have already gathered. This will be simple task, walk past, take the video, don't look suspicious, simple, don't fuck it up.
It can be assumed that Poppet will be leaving by vehicle, we MUST attempt to follow even if it is futile. To this end we will be 'requisitioning; a vehicle of our own. In this case it will be one of the bicycles that has been carelessly left out side with minimal protection. Unfortunately the ones left outside the cafe are basically under constant surveillance due to the shear number of people present. However the one by the connivence store has no where near that kind population so it will be your target for this mission.
Be sure to return it afterwards, otherwise Katie might...disagree, with our methods, leading to a lack of trust, which leads to a lack of missions, which is NOT good.
Well it seems we'll just have to wait this part out. Unfortunately we don't smoke, so I don't have a good reason to stand around for long periods of time doing nothing. However I'm not willing to sacrifice our lungs for such a basic advantage. Not if we can fake it. So get on it men, we need something that looks like a cigarette, smells like a cigarette and perhaps even tastes like a cigarette, but doesn't kill us like cigarette.
Okay men, everything up till now has been in preparation for this moment, we will need to pedal fast, and we will need to pedal hard, and in the end, succeed or fail, we will still need to return this vehicle, SO GET MOVING MAGGOTS!!!
LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT!
WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP! unless you have something useful to contribute that will make this easier, you shouldn't say anything at all. and stop with all the sergeant bullshit.
god dammit, im such an asshole sometimes. well, onwards and forwards i guess.
Hm, good thing it was only two stops, I'm already hurting. Well I seem to have all the information that I can gather for now, I should return this bike that I borrowed
Gah, I need a drink and lots to eat.
Fetch, fetch fetch fetch.
you know katie you shouldnt get me talking about fetches while im drunk
goddam me, stealing my soul, though i must say impressive feat
or would that be a feat of the gentry? they are impressive.
*sigh* i wanna go to sleep
Hmm, kinda paranoid Birdie.
Something I fully understand, but ignorant action can be worse than none.
*sigh*, I need to work fast, your not giving me much time to work here.
You know, I'd really hate for this to harm our relationship
A name, a number
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Patrica Brown
5th Grade at XXX Elementary
In a newsletter, about community outreach
Now where do I go?
Hmmm, well, if Poppet is a fetch, its possible that They didn't do a perfect job.
If so I'm going to need access to records, my best bet is to search her school.
...
...
...
I REALLY better not get caught investigating an eleven year old girl.
I do NOT need a visit from Chris Hansen.
I better find something conclusive, I better not end up with two cases and no leads,
There is no coincidence, only the Wyrd. There was a meaning in this event, I just need to find what it was.
Dreams, if I could enter Poppet's dreams than surely I could find out what she is exactly.
But I need an invitation, how do I get it.
Hmm, its a tough choice but I can just go to records later,
Dr. Bowler might have appropriate information that could help me.
Well, my own convoluted theories aside, that was a pleasant trip,
now I just has to spy on and plan the murder of a small child.
joy
Well fuck this is taking too long, FORWARD!!
Ah there we go, homeward then
K' everyone's gone, lets get this show on the road
Stop now, what's that sound everybody knows what's going down.
Well it doesn't seem to have an interest in me so it shouldn't be trouble,
...but just in case.
Ah here we go, that wasn't so bad.
Well lets head home shall we, or lets at least go somewhere.
Hmm damn beasties again, well lets keep going.
Where the hell am I now?
Well might as well head straight to the school.
Don't think there will be that much security.
Huh, I was right there isn't that much
More than I expected, but nothing really significant.
Specially since all I need to do is smash a window and be out before the police arrive.
Though I guess its a bit unfair to break a window when I don't have to, hmm what if I pay for it?
Yes that is a splendid idea, oh I AM a genius
Ah there we go,
3rd Grade huh?
Well, I guess the game is up Poppet.
I'll be seeing you soon.
So we meet again tree, I see you have been waiting
Good work solider, keep it up.
Hmm, the Hedge seems to like old sci-fi movies.
Well it does have good taste at least
Thank you Sophie, let's go
Dead drops, lets find them now.
GO
Okay fine think, then go
Well it seems like a solid plan,
run and grab before they can.
Well this is a fucking awesome start, fumbling my goddam ke-
there we go, god.
ah nice chair, pity I'm going to gut it, well part of it, this part of it.
Hmm skulkers eh, well we'll see about-
oh there coming in are they well how will they like-
oh for the love of Christ Eric, would you at least let me finish my inner monulogue.
Still, gotta admit, its good to know you would shot a bitch for me, or, a roof, what ev's
Diner on 54th Wensday Lunch
Friday evening location unknown (old man, ramen?)
3/09 C has no movement, possibly in hospital
3/10 M' meets w/ C
3/11 M' not involved
3/17 (Who is Davan?, male, ) (Who is Kay?, female, suicide, Fake name? human?) Thumping pattern, Goban?
Dead zone
People CAN enter the dead zone
Well, well, who is this then
hmm false alarm
Still not a good sign
Old guy?
that would be bad.
this is all so very...INTERESTING
I spent all night concurring Europe and woke up to explosions, this was awesome
Well that went well,
Strangely well, hmmm
Ah one of those copies that Tyrell talked about
Well good thing we have them just in case
Good to know that we have Chaser on board.
Don't like the idea of endangering a friend, but I don't think he minds
Dead zone appeared 10-15 years ago
Cypher book perhaps?
Rather dry cypher either way
Ted, if that IS you're real name
House compromised
Chat room compromised
Intel compromised
Keep looking for Brown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
These are my friends, see how they glisten
Stevie Teas - Summer
Sara - Spring
Beautiful performance
*Sigh* so many distracted pockets and I can't pick a one.
OH
MY
GOD
MEAT!!!!!!!
Food, Glorious Food
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
hmmmmmm
HMMMMMM
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
They all mocked me for my ideas
They said it couldn't be done
They called me MAD
Well who's crazy NOW?
Bored now
can we please move on?
Yes I know that this all very abstract and interesting
There you see? Now we're surrounded
Panic Button? Really?
That's your plan? *SIGH* The things I do for Wyrd.
Hahahahahaa *THWUMP*
...
...
...
OH YOU ASS RAPING MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING BASTARD CHILD OF A WHORE
Grrrrr, fine
but i cant do first aid
but i caaaaan rob him
oh birdie your adorable
Tip-Toe, Tip-Toe
You know this is not a good sign of the reliability of this Clause
Hmmm, well no matter, shotguns are always effective.
Huh not his fault, well that's better
Wow, I like this guy
a lot hehehe
This guy has some much interesting material
you know we could almost be friends if he werent so liable to run me over
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Ah, finally done, took them a while, not sure how I feel about this guy,
on reflection, little fucking bastard
And one last face, a place to keep the madness perhaps
Well let's get cleaned up shall we
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an style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;">Special Shirt eh?
Seems like Birdie's not quite okay
Pity I can't kill her anxiety
Rocky
Zenith
Zippo
Ah its good to have the names of the men you have to kill
Ahh, Fenix, nice to see you again
Chloroform, hmmm, Goban is right, it doesn't work so well
Oh, damnit Goban, what the fuck
*sigh* I need a damn hug
heh, its been awhile since i've felt like prey, felt scared and helpless
i had forgotten how good it could feel
Zenith - guy with gun
Ah Sophie's still alive, that's good
what
chaser, called dibs
on my prey
on MY prey?
i found tyrell
i was hired by the vernal lord
i went to sophie
i BROUGHT HIM IN
fine you want to call dibs
ill take your word for it
if "we" find him he's yours
but if we find him, we will rip him apart with our bare hands if we have to
for we have set him in our sights
and no mere mortal can escape The Hunt
Gotta go as Nixon,
It's practically a thieving tradition
ffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnniiiixxxxx
we win
*BLAM*
gotcha >:)
Goban, DON'T YOU DARE
Hmm, Crucifix and Stone, I guess that's not bad
I'll keep them then
Wow, first I take down Fenix
Then Ophie losses our private game
Today has been a good day
Yes, a guarantee to see this through
It a little bit I shall be complete,
for now
Ah it's good to get some work done
And I did them fast enough to hide them afterwards
Nice
I, Daniel Wilson, give my word that I will take full responsibility for the consequences of my decisions.
I will accept both the good and the ill that I bring to this world, and will not delude myself as to either.
So when Judgement comes I will be able to welcome her with open arms.
For I WILL do much in this life, of that you can be assured
That knife, that knife is so beyond what I do that its not even funny
1 cm, that's all I would need to bypass some of the most sophisticated security there is
I want that knife, which of course means that Goban will never let me have it
Well, well, this book looks absolutely fascinating
I must see if Birdie will let me borrow it
(and I might as well pick up some stuff as camo)
Well it certainly is a pleasure to meet myself.
A real honor it is, though this is probably highly unhealthy
train station, rhythm, useless, jumping point?
darkness, locks, boxes, deadmail, transgression
dark, mountain, Danny floats, writhes like a bitch, asphyxiation
where are my dreams?
where the fuck are my dreams? if he didnt take them and it didnt steal them. wherearemygoddamndreams
who is this meatsack to approach me?
who is this mortal to talk in my presence?
who is this FOOL to think he can try to take away what is mine!?
House warming party, huh.
Well, maybe Jason can have fun.
Not very compelled to bring him out though
But, well that's the point of pretending
How is everybody? :)
Where are they?
where did they go?
did YOU take them, like you took my soul
Huh another person I could get along with if we weren't possibly going to kill each other.
Heh, more shit rolling down the hill,
Hurray, Hurrah
Ah, yes. Finally
One less weakness resolved, or one more?
Goddam Rabbit Hole
Well come on Alice
18 Doors, That's kinda excessive
1. Oh, you
Careful there, you pussy
2. Hi again oh your an asshole
3. Why hello there mr. greek man
Huh, can't go back, gotta go further
Here...We...G-
......
GODDAMN IT
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
Jesus Danny, just a few more steps
You always leave me hanging don't you
The Star lead me to the Priestess' Seven Cups. Whereupon I first I viewed Seven Swords 'neath Nine and was unimpressed. Next I looked upon Seven Swords stumble along in the light of The Moon, and was bored. But then I looked upon The Devil, and could not turn away, so I stepped forwards into his Tower. I fell,
fucking Fool
What? Doorknob, what, what doorknob?
What is the symbolism of being stuck to the doorknob?
Fine let's do this again....
ouch
...
...
that was bad
Let's try another one.
Why is this empty?
Are you saying my head is full of empty space?
You're very insulting Vault of Memory
Now what about, ah shit another iwantiwantiwant
dah da da dah, dah da dah, dah da-huh well that didn't work, oh well
weeeeeee, ah back and everything is back to-
what? doorknob what what doorknob? what
your brain asplode
ah almost done, should only take a day or two more
...
And you too, though you could be stronger yet
it's time?
It's Time!
Come on, hurry
I can control myself but we grow impatient
hurry eric, hurry
we're waiting eric
shadow court is about protection
until Cedar, Cedar rules
Talk Proper, Mt Desiree has no RELEVANCe
stOp AskIng AbouT IT.
what? it has relevance?
whatthefuck
fine
Mt. Desiree is close to the hedge got it move on
deadzone isn't dangerous? strange
Shadow Court is official, interesting
Has its its own contracts, awesome
He's docile, why is so docile
what the fuck happened to him
but why, why did he do it like this?
Why is He So DoCiLe NoW?
i see now...
inane fool
not even a Tainted Emperor
redemption? Judgement?
talk talk talk talk
your cup runeth too much i think
pity, i wish i knew more of the "season" itself
hmm dark and dank, not bad. I kinda like it.
Ahh, makeover.
Don't I feel pretty.
Done, now i have some other business to take care of
As I embrace suffering once again.
Hmmm no good.
The crying chill of Winter is doing nothing to stop
the encroachment of Summer seeping into my blood
Let's spread the Hate
Oh yes, he's much better
This is a hunter I could die by
I like him
Oh yes, I really like Him
He is what a Hunter should be like
This is what Fenix should have been like
Hmm, Goban's checking out one of the psychologist
Wonder if I could make them cry
Hey! Wait. Stop. Comebaaaaaaack.
Goddamn it. Oh hey, thorns. Thank You.
Why must you tempt the ice scorpion.
This screams of bad idea.
Now there are trees
now there is ash and a sea
ooh aahh yadda yadda
many things, don't quite know what they are
don't quite know
entropy, how drool
why must we pause?
ah the Utterbarb. Very well let us gather some
now, HOME
Well, well.
It seems that Shadow Court can do more than just murder.
I just keep liking them more and more
This seems very dangerous
Today is looking to be a good day
You see.
This is what I do.
So why the fuck did I miss him? Maybe if I stopped talking to myself I could pay better attention.
Oh, joy. The bodyguard noticed me.
Well, nothing more suspicious than reacting to being noticed.
Let's just finish this and get out, then...
The Fool cloaks himself in the light of The Moon.
Ah, so thats what you do.
I AM a genius.
Ah, I knew that these fakes would come in handy
from the back?
Did a catch the rear of the goon patrol?
Ah yes, it is rather nice to know that Fenix's boss is more competent than him
Maybe this will turn out to be a proper hunt.
Ahh, a knife made for dis-arming
I live in fear of all the bad puns Goban will throw at me
Ah, not as direct as I was hoping for, but I will take what I can get.
perhaps it will come in time.
Hmmm seems we have fans,
is nice.
Ah Finally.
That should ensure success
Ah, it seems that Birdie is finally doing something with that eye.
I was afraid that it might shrivel up.
Him?
HIM!?
I will see HIM again?
or is this the first time?
oh my
oh dear
this is bad
or good
i lost track after waking up
Oh my
Oh my.
well well, this is very nice
a little low on the food chain, but close
oh, well aren't we a little bitch
Finally something to eat
Finally something to consume
Hmmm, interesting flavour
Wow this is some pretty impressive rain
feels kinda nice
Ah, now I see why Goban abuses this so much
Makes things easy, little too easy
Operation: Cheesy Pickup Lines GO!
Hello, darling, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.
I'm just your average American hoping to protect his God given privacy
For your hobbies, and to celebrate your birth. It feels weird.
But its your celebration I suppose.
Ah, finally.
Took awhile
"Do you know who I am?"
"YEEEES"
Huh, this is strange,
I thought that something like this would make me...
Happy?
Is that what would have happened?
What changed?
Why has the Fool forsaken the Chariot?
Marcus are you disappointed in me?
What is fucking wrong with me?
Why am I...Sad?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
THIS IS NOT ME!
I DO NOT THINK!
......im not hungry right now
Where is that fire of mine?
Why is this less fun now?
What am I MISSING?
I find my self mad without the anger.
This is quite odd.
Is this the summer in my blood.
I am thankful,
OH WHAT THE FUCK?!?
well I did want fire
hmmm hmmm hmmm
Oh fuck it I need sleep
2006, he must have gotten better since then
Guess I'll just sic a PI on him.
well well well
little hostile arent we
hmhmhmhmhm
this WILL be fun
Well this is nice and all, but it doesn't FEEL
like a real fight?
Where is the blood, where is the pain?
I could do Rugby, but they keep getting distracted by that
bag of pig skins.
AH, its Caleb.
Little bit of a pity, but hey,
at least I'm guaranteed to get my war.
Ah Birdie i, of course, hung over.
This seems like a strangely appropriate application of my talents
Ah done
mwhahaha, maniacal laughter blah blah blah
Ohh, ohh ohh
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
this is my chance, finally
This man, WILL not escape.
It feels good to have the sniper on my side this time.
Pop goes the backdoor.
Shit, not here?
Shit, not found?
Well then fuck you asshole, I'm taking your shit
Oh wow, these cufflinks are NICE.
I am So wearing these to the next party.
So this guy can't talk to me either.
I would so kill him if he weren't unrelated.
"Hello Fenix,
Good to see you again, at least as you are.
You know I almost regret it being this way.
There was once a time when I would have wished to see you upon my own blade.
Tell me Fenix, was it worth it?
No, no of course it wasn't.
You said it yourself didn't you? That you had lost your reason to act.
Yet you acted anyway, you worthless Corpse.
Regardless, I hope that where ever you are, you can hear me.
And that you can watch as I burn your precious Court to the Ground."
And perhaps, if the Wyrd allows, I will take it for my self as I consume it.
Hehehehe
"Come Birdie, we have a war to attend to."
yes, WE have glorious glorious war to attend to
isnt that right marcus?
Oh my, this reading is rather good, or accurate at least
Grrrrr
I don't like leaving valuables unattended.
Stay safe Birdie
Well, I was a little bitch.
And it worked.
If this is the kind of thing that He's used to I kinda pity him.
Or I would if he weren't a traitor
Are you safe Birdie?
If I cannot ensure your safety with my own hands,
Then I shall confirm your safety with my own eyes.
Ah, good to have a nice simple day to keep an eye on Birdie.
Ah, well I suppose we can spare some time.
Very well we will come
Essence of Undoing huh?
Not bad.
I find that I rather like it,
What would it taste like on toast?
Hmmm, well at least he asked.
Wouldn’t hurt to remain on standby.
Huh, well. This is…interesting?
I, well, I really don’t know how to react to this.
I mean, this is the kind of shit I’d expect from MY fetch.
No, no Birdie.
Its not haunted.
Why, because if there were ghosts here they would just float through the boards.
What do you mean concept?
What do ghosts give a shit about concepts?
Bastion Weinermarr
Court bouncer, Autumn then Winter
First changeling to document dead zone
April 12 1902
1904 Weinermarr discovers dead zone, area of grizzly murders
Serial killer human, hanged.
1908, Magic, hanging with Autumn How Wyrd works
1911, Research into darker contracts, Weinermarr is exiled True Fae (winning)
By WWII Weinermarr is tots crazy
Journal ends June 7th 1955
Journal written to remind
Huh, you know what. On reflection I don’t really have the greatest track record when it comes to stealing from the Fae.
But you know what? Kinda don’t care.
Hey with this my success rate jumps to 50%
Well, he came again did he?
You really are a persistent asshole aren't you?
Awww I don't get a friend?
Huh? Yeah, *squee*
Oh I'm sorry, did you need that leg?
Oh this is so fun, oh what will work, what will work?
Boiling eh? Not bad, not bad.
I should do this more often.
Argh this is arduous.
Not even making good progress.
Hedge Burgurs
YUM
Done.
I hope Birdie is happy about this.
Day 1, No disruptions
Day 2, Disturbances in the tree tops. Camera untouched, animals spooked, target invisible?
Day 3, My turn. There, I see you, I follow you, I loose you...I, Rage.
Neighbor, I will confirm, I will Find. And then, I, WILL, be Vindicated.
Day 4, I awake, I am refreshed, and I am mad as hell.
I am of two minds right now, or more, could be more, not so sure
I suppose I can prepare for our assignment.
Not much of a replacement
Oh come on,we could totally use a fork lift for this job
Fine then we'll hijack the truck via helicopter
Where will we get the helicopter? Why we'll steal it of course.
Ah well we've got everything prepared.
Got the floor plans, got the approach, got the Nixon
Lets do this.
Oh shit, almost forgot the door security.
Search, hide, search, hide. This is like some weird game of Whack-a-Mole
Oh? What's this? Niiiiiice. Someone's keeping secrets.
And done, we're out. Peace!
Ah, drugs
....
Lets call the cops on them.
I have decided this, yes this is what it shall be
And now I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
How do these things happen?
I really should pay more attention to these things.
Must've been the rum.
Birdie, should you really be so open?
After all, this is the one who has threatened your life.
Over this kind of thing no less.
One "Token of favor...from a loved one" and one "Thread from...pillow case"
Cheating the system
Booyah
This is perfect, there's not a bastard that could see me here.
I mean I could just stand here, right here, in this, same, exact, sp-
OH FUCK IT'S A TRUCK
Oh many times can a man get run over in one month?
Jesus, well at least the trucks right here.
Bamph I'm there and
Wow that's a lot of cocaine.
So there's some one else here, we if I can't find them
Then they sure as hell can't see me.
This is probably the gladdest I've ever been to see the Police
MWHAHAHAHAHA
I AM LORD SHAMALAMA OF STEALING SHIT
Ah, so there are others with my interests,
well with these interests.
Ah bait, this should work rather well.
Lets go hunting...after I wash the stank off.
Ignore me? I'm rather offended.
So I'm going to kill you.
And you're dead, and you're dead and goban killed two of you at the same time
Wow, this was pretty cool
Sooooooooo much meat.
Oh Lawrence is coming, green eggs and ham it is.
Birdie had dreams again.
She wants to carve into her own flesh.
So I gave her mine.
I like these symbols, not sure why everyone else is so upset at them.
They are Birdie's gift to me, a secret gift of Knowledge
I like the smiley faces. Rather expressive for stick faces.
And these Runes, I'm sure they say Something, but I can't for the Life of me figure out what.
Ah good to see that Caleb is pleased
And he has more work, Dirty? I live dirty.
Mayor's aid, very well. At worst I think I could get some dirt on him.
Ah Felix, good to see you again.
Always a pleasure,
Ah, so Birdie wants to dig deeper
At least she thinks to bring me along
And she has finally finished her project.
Let's test it out.
Well, it seems that Eric is keeping secrets
Good for him then.
Oh dear, he still seems to be rather nervous.
I do wish he would trust me on this, I am the Secret Keeper, even if he doesn't know it.
Oh, its Him
Joy
I don't like him
I don't like him one bit
But of course she enamored with him
like always of course
it seems im not allowed to forget that im secondary
i am secondary aren't i
isnt 'life' grand
isnt this wretched existence grand
i swear to god to the gods i swear to
but...
i should be learning should i not
cant let my meager feelings and wants ruin this moment for her
if only i were the kind to burn this world to the ground i would have an easy outlet for this
butnoiamsimplyasiambutinotwhoiamiam....iam...something
whatwasiagaindidieverknowdidiforgetcanifinditagain
goddamnthiscirclelogicfuckyoubalduritscirclelogicifiwantittobecirclelogicthisismymindicandowhateverthefuckiwant
"but loki" (you say) "its our mind too"
"well fuck you your right you bastard. thor beat him up for me will you"
"fuck you loki" (he says)
"well fuck you too thor," (yes fuck you indeed thor) "odin?"
"no"(well that was quick)
"right" (but fair)
"so what was the point of this" (i dont know its your mind)
"shut up i am lord shamalama of stealing shit" (yeah you tell me)
"oh god your not going to stuff him in here too are you?" (well that is an idea isnt it)
"what? no hes me" (awwww)
"yeah but we're you too"
"true"
"your rambling, WAKE UP!" (alright fine...ya bastard)
Promise?
Promise?
Do you promise, and swear?
She does?
This is good?
Not her fault after all, but she doesn't know this.
We are still not safe, just because She will not leave, doesn't mean She can still be taken.
It's good to just talk with Birdie like this.
It seems we don't get to talk like this so often
B: Pressing up against her aint bad either.
I do wish she would get along with Goban,
T: At the very least it would be one less threat, and one more knife to help us.
though I will admit to his Paranoia not being mixable with Birdie's stubbornness
O: They are two very different entities after all.
But despite that I think-
T: Hey a man can dream can't he.
I think that-
B:Oh please there is a difference between fantasies and fever dreams.
THAT WE CAN ST-
T: Oh I couldn't hear you from way over there, come a little closer and say it again.
...
N:hi
Well, fuck me.
Suspicious, very, very suspicious.
I would very much like to break in and check on things.
Ah this man is deliciously suspicious
Ah he's just a 'friend', but he will let us in, which is enough.
B: Well seems The Chariot has the munchies
Well, let's get this over with.
Again, can I open any battle without getting massacre immediately?
T: I'm going to kill that fucker.
O: Not if I don't murder him first.
L: ...dibs...
N: stealing my gig
T: There can only be one...
B: Bitch
Oh hey, Felix is awake
Ugh, I'm tired, I'm hurting, I'm Hungry.
I'm in a bad fucking mood.
T: I don't even feel like booze.
B: I'd snark, but I feel like crap too.
O: You know Thor you don't have to be an ass to Katie...that's what Baludr is for
B: HEY!!
T: Yeah, yeah I know. "I'm sorry", is that better?
O: Yes, actually.
L: So who gets tonight?
T: Well...as strange as it seems, I'm not really in the mood for more head bashing.
L: I probably shouldn't get us into any more trouble.
B: Well I'm willing, probably able, but...well the choices are stranger, Katie (Who is taken), and Birdie (Who should get a better chance than this)
O: So it would be my turn then? Good, I do need to get started on The Wheel of Fortune. Best not to let that one linger.
Package? For Birdie?
I am so checking this.
Well its clean, and its gotten us a meeting with The Queen.
That's cool
O: I do believe me and Birdie are going to be busy today.
Ah my nicknacks. I wouldn't leave you behind,
at least with this few of you.
Statues?
the entire exhibit is fucking statues?
T: Quickest solutions are leaving or just smashing the statues.
O: As much as Birdie would enjoy the second option, neither of them are particularly good. Well as long as Birdie is willing, we will just grin and bear it.
B: You know I should be enjoying Birdie clinging to us, but no. She's busy being scared, and I'm busy being pissed off.
Ah, less statues
L: We will most likely be confined to this area until our meeting with The Queen
T: Speaking of which.
Ah yes, Shadow, aren't you annoyingly elusive
I just want to join, perhaps. Why can't you just let me know.
I'm not trying to crush You, just those arrogant pissants that scurry around at your feet.
All I want to do is seize power from the current ruler, and use that power to straighten out the rest
Is that so bad?
Unnatural, unwanted, unneeded.
Any effect can be replicated by mortal means?
Well then,
what about...me
Birdie, You help so much yet you help so little.
I guess that's why I have to take care of you.
Arms Bearer huh?
Well that is Marcus' field, but he stands out too much with a cane.
Damn, I guess I'll just have to make do with Arthur
O: Well don't I feel honored.
M: Baldur, keep your damn whore mouth shut.
Well that didn't go badly, that's something I suppose.
B: And hey, We got to show off, that rarely happens.
B: You know you could wait somewhere else?
L: Would you?
B: Weeeell, nooo
L: Then neither will I.
B: Did my input have anything to do with this?
L: Not really.
B: Fuck you.
L: I know.
B: *Mission Impossible Theme*
L: Why do you always do this. Besides we're looking for METAL GEAR!
B: METAL GEAR?
L: Let's just do this.
Oh shit that was close
B: METAL GE-murph
L: No, bad Baldur, bad, go into the corner.
Clyde, huh?
T: We don't have his real name.
O: That would make revenge more difficult.
L: The Pledge should make that unnecessary, the fact that he expected it says good things about him.
Up to me, hmmm?
Well, Little Nick seems like a good
Though if I got Ophie to talk, that would be worth it.
B: Ah ha, my turn bitches, let's get cooking
T: Oh quite down and get to work
B: Little bit of this, little bit of that
O: How about this?
L: Nonsense, it'll clash.
O: Not if we do it right.
.............
O: Oh my.
T: You know, for once I'll have to agree.
O: Yes, my turn this time. How Convenient
B: You know, I'm not sure this is exactly random.
L: Well since the system is still hidden from ourselves, I don't really think it matters.
T: Squire eh?
A: Not a bad place from which to learn.
B: It's a good thing Birdie has all the Pride in the relationship.
P: We humbly accept.
L: You know, this has almost stopped being funny, almost.
B: But hey, at least those guys bleed purple, makes us look more Regal.
T: What, step one to being King, I suppose we might have to get used to being deliriously injured, and covered in the blood of another.
Oh? what's this?
seems like this will get interesting.
boom goes the dynamite, we suppose
Unexpected roadtrip
huzzah
Oh, is this happening?
Please tell us this is happening.
Yes, yes it is happening
okay okay okay wait wait be patient you dont want to go and spoil your an style="text-decoration: line-through;">appetite chance now oh birdie hush now your giving me the giggles oh my there i go i do hope they dont notice oh chance no time for giggles i have a man to an style="text-decoration: line-through;">murder take down and oh my that is a lot of noise oh well the next shot should do the trick huh well i was all...let me out...ways better..an style="line-height: 15px;">let me out to play..at.let me OUT.wait wait oh shitshitshitsh-
N: Nidhogg accepts your sacrifice >:)
popgoestheweaselsheadandheywhatthefuckguyiwasgonnaeatthatohwellicangetthison-
who are you and what are you doing in my way
daniel who the fuck is that and who the fuck cares anyway
never mind i Birdie? wait who Birdie. wha- L: One side shit head
shit well back i go
ill see you all later
B: Well this isn't quite so bad. Wait a tick, what the he-
O: Oh hello Katie, I- wait what?
O: Oh dear this situation is rather, bloody hell, this situation is buggered all to hell. Fuck it all.
L: Well damn, this can't be good. Knife, get rid of the knife.
L: Okay, we can do this. We were made for this shit.
It'll be fine.
Sealed, We sealed the bastard.
T: Maybe I should thwap him one more time for good measure.
O: No Thor, that should be quite enough. He's already bound, we don't need you waking him up again.
L: I suppose we need a Guard Dog then.
B: Garm?
L: Garm.
O: And what about our, Warden?
L: I suppose I should be the one to handle that.
B: Hey don't look so glum, you should be happy. I mean it's not everyday one gets to be a Father.
L: Hey Thor, I think I know a place you can use that thwap.
B: Ah, not the face, not the face!
O: So, how was your day?
B: Didn't we agree to pass along the memories?
O: Yes.
B: So don't you already know the answer to that question?
O: Yes.
B: Then why are you asking it?
O: It seemed like the polite thing to do.
L: Okay, it occurred to me that the farther Ni∂högg is from Midgard, the safer it'll be for all of us. So for that, I say we build a world on top of him.
T: I like it, simple yet brute forcey.
B: So what are we making.
L: EVERYTHING!
fight
fight
fight
fight
fight
Hmmm, i didn't kill any of them.
That's something at least.
*smirk* I like what they did with the carpet.
T: God Dammit Goban, don't split the party.
O: Oh Bugger, I do detest POV changes, they always messes with continuity.
B: NOES GOES, MINE
T: MINE
L: MINE
O: SOD OFF IT'S MY DAY
O: Lord Caleb of the Crimson Spear
This Vessel of Daniel Wilson puts himself before you. To offer It's thanks to Your Lordship and His Court for hosting this glorious event. And to offer It's sincerest wishes to the good hunting of Your Lordship and his People.
T: My you ARE a wordy bastard.
O: Yes I am.
O: Why hello. I think you and me are gonna be good friends.
T: Whether you like it or not.
O: My this is rather exciting isn't it?
L: Yes, but shouldn't I be doing this?
O: You're helping Clyde's Friend tomorrow. You'll be fine
Oh yes, oh yes oh yes.
This is a rather nice situation
Stay thine hand my brothers, this head is for another.
Hush The Lady Huntress aproacheth
It is nice to talk to someone other than ourselves once in a while.
B: Doesn't Birdie count?
O: Well yes, but you know how she is.
T: You mean Bat-Shit Insane?
L: Are we in any position to judge?
T: Of course! We're in a great position, I mean who knows crazy better than one of the Mad?
L: Huh, well this day took a sudden downshift.
B: Sooooooo, do you want me too...
L: *Sigh* Yes please.
L: Really? Really!?!
B: "What? She's isn't giving me anything to work with."
L: Yeah but that doesn't make it any less dumb.
B: "Do you guys have any ideas?"
T: Well damn, you already took my 'screw the pain away' plan.
B: "Well fuck you guys too."
T: You know, it's at times like this, when I sit back, and realize that there is nothing of any use or significance to offer to the situation that I just feel like...
N: Killing everyone?
T: Shut the fuck up.
O: It's like we're practically giving Our book away.
L: Well as Motley what's Our's is they'res, right?
O: Yes, yes. But if Ted were a Goblin, they would be torn apart.
O: Bah, I cannot work in these conditions. How am I supposed to write a compelling and interesting account of Our lives and actions, if the other players refuse to hit they're marks.
T: Nothing We really can do if you still want to write a relatively impartial account.
O: Bugger! I suppose you're right.
O: Oh I am not missing this one.
T: Follow that girl, no not that girl, Our other Left.
O: Oh why can't we do this more often?
T: Because normal people avoid conflict instead of jumping headfirst into it.
L: Pity, Goban might feel better if he got to yell at Us more often.
B: Not sure what got Birdie so upset. I mean I know that we're fucked up. Did he say something really bad? Or is she just really sensitive?
L: I don't think we're meant to understand people.
Hmmmmmm, something seems.........different
Ooooooh, that would explain it.
Huh, well if fighting gives me a power boost, We should REALLY do it more often.
O: Hmmm, what would be more dramatic
T: What do you mean?
O: Well it might be more dramatic if we burst from the crowd.
T: I think we'll be in the crowd either way. And if we aren't official, we might miss out all together.
O: Good Point, Official it is.
B: So you drafting up another speech
O: Not really just keeping up my standards
O: Oh they did not just turn us down.
T: I do believe they did
O: Oh I will not Stand for this Bullshit
O: HAMSTRING
O: Well this is rather nice. But something doesn't feel right.
L: Really what's that?
O: This standing, it doesn't feel right.
T: Just grab a table then.
O: Good Idea.
T: Huh you'd think they'd eventually stop running into Our attacks.
O: Is there a problem?
T: Not really, just, you know, woulda thought.
B: Oh man, why are none of these guys really bad guys?
T: Because the Wyrd hates us?
O: That would explain the whole car/grievous injury
B: See I can talk in more than just sexual innuendos.
O: Yes, yes you can. Good Job.
T: Yes, yes very good, booze now talk later.
L: Your a fan of drunkenness aren't you?
T: Yes, it is a hobby that you do not allow me to indulge in nearly enough.
B: So are we seriously going to eat this?
L: Not immediately and not without testing, but yes.
B: Why?
O: Why not?
B: Sure whatever, don't get us killed
T: Again.
B: It's a trap?
O: It's a trap.
L: That it is.
T: Godamn trap. Only thing worse is people who refuse to leave the trap THEY KNOW THEY'RE IN.
B: Oh come on that's twice now.
L: Look we'll just switch, then you get two days in a row. Is that bettr?
B: Of course that's better, but it's the principle of the matter.
O: Well it is for a good cause...
B: Oh don't talk to me about 'good cause', *sigh* whatever, tomorrow I'm getting drunk, and god help anyone who tries to stop me.
T: Well this IS an extended operation...
B: GAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
B: Goddamned stakeouts.
O: You're just sore because of the schedule.
B: Yes, yes I am.
T: At least he's honest.
T: Don't get caught Idiot.
L: I swear this has never happened to me before.
B: Bow Chica Wow wow?
L: I was hoping that would cheer you up.
T: Well that was fast.
O: Disappointed?
T: Not really, just mentioning it.
L: Oh hey, we've got to move.
T: Why?
L: Sophie's swearing.
B: Well, shit. Let's go then.
B: Wait, you mean my 'Screw the pain away' plan actually worked. Not even I thought that it could possibly work.
T: I have nothing to add to this.
O: *sigh* I'll just start drawing up terms
O: Hmmmmm, what is this?
T: Not sure, can you keep an eye on it?
O: Why not Loki?
L: Because I'm likely to be called out unexpectedly.
O: Very well, go have fun and all that.
B: Huh, anyone else hear that.
O: No, but she is crazy.
B: Well I'm too drunk to care, or at least I think I am, and I think therefore I am Drunk.
L: So who are we chasing?
B: Idnknow
T: Are we too drunk to care?
B: Yeeeeeeeep
L: Well at least she's slow
L: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's time.
B: It's my time.
L: Oh come on.
B: No, bad Loki. My day.
T: But killing's not even your job
B: Yes...but it's my day
O: Oh bugger.....He's right
B: Wow Caleb,
T: Your Goons kinda Suck
O: Oh, but don't fret,
L: We'll forgive you in a couple of seconds.
.......
N: And boom goes the dynamite.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
-HAHAthefuck?
P: Oh what is this bullshit?
This bullshit will not stand.
Someone is dying for this.
---
P: I can't believe no one is dying for this, I mean it's a goddamn battle royale, and we've found like 4 people, and Katie saved one of them. I mean My God, It's full of swords. How can no one be dying?
O: I do believe that this was a mistake.
B: I don't know, I think it was worth it.
T: You mean a throbing hangover, and still being pissed off? That's 'mission accomplished' for you?
B: Well hangovers are the inevitable outcome of drinking, so if one drinks their goals must obviously include hangovers.
L: I vote that we start drinking water until the hangover subsides enough for that to stop making sense.
---
O: Well this is interesting.
L: I guess something did happen after all.
T: Not what We were hoping for...but I guess it at least indicates something
O: Ah Chaser, We must test this out Thor, so hop to it.
T: *sigh* Fine, what do you want me to do?
O: Hug him.
T: ...
O: Well what are you waiting for, hug the man.
T: I'd punch you if I thought it would do any good.
---
T: I hate you.
B: What?
T: Have I mentioned that I hate you today?
B: What!?
T: You know what? I think I'll punch you anyway.
B: Oh come on, it was a good joke.
T: Don't care.
B: Ow! Hey. Ow! Stop it. Ow! You ass.
---
B: I don't think he likes you.
T: Well too bad for him then, it's my job to be an ass. Now where is that Proof of Decapitation?
O: Ah, good to have a contact for info. He should help us wrap up some of the remaining questions.
---
B: Um, should we be this, you know...honest.
T: Ugh...wasn't my idea, Odin you're input.
O: You're all babies.
T: Fair enough.
T: Nice speech.
O: Thank you.
T: I think it actually made Sorrison like Us again.
B: Wow that is impressive.
L: Triple Ding!
O: Are we supposed to this high up already?
T: Does it matter?
O: Well it might give us something to brag about.
B: I thought we were supposed to stop that kind of thing.
T: Huh, Summer's favor huh?
O: You seem disappointed.
T: Well, no not really. It's just that We've been expecting so much recently.
L: That just means that we have to cut back.
T: Yeah, Yeah. I know, you don't have to hammer in that point every time.
L: Actually I'm contractually obligated to do so.
T: What, really? Give me that. Well I'll be damned, you are.
---
O: So can one of you guys tell me what the appeal of this is supposed to be?
B: Oooooh aaaaaaah, flashy colors?
T: *sigh* What he means is that it is an expression of military might that doesn't cost much.
L: That or we just like stealing things from the Chinese.
O: Well nobody is killing each other, so I guess this whole thing counts as a success.
B: So that's our standard now?
T: Yep.
B: K
O: Good job, you didn't piss anyone off.
T: I would argue against that, but it is a legitimate point. On the other hand, fuck you anyway.
B: Huh, I'm not entirely surprised that Goban chose to abstain from this.
L: As We've said, talking really isn't his best ability.
B: You know, I think Chaser was Katie's best decision since we got here
T: And she makes some good decisions
L: I would actually feel bad if we didn't also help him out.
N: I still hate him.
O: Yes, yes we know.
B: So am I allowed to talk with her?
L: I suppose we should use every advantage. You're not going to jump her are you?
B: I think I can restrain myself. I'm horny not suicidal.
O: I'll be on stand by just in case.
B: I'm not even going to argue with that.
O: I like her.
T: You would.
O: Yes, yes I would.
T: Not even going to rise to that?
O: No real need, it's all correct, ignoring the sarcasm of course.
L: Should we really be this open?
B: Calm down, she has literally sworn not to reveal this stuff if she does catch on. Besides, this is the most fun we've had since we kill Cedar.
T: Blew him the Fuck Up I did.
T: So...that's it? 'Brainstorm everybody?'
O: And what would you suggest?
T: I don't know, I'm not the idea man-thing.
L: I know I should be exalting the Virtue of Patience. But, We are a creature of Action. Patience does not befit Us.
B: Bah, being Not-Crazy is hard.
O: Wow.
B: Is it a good thing that I have all the sex drive?
O: I guess? You know I can think like that. Still I love this house.
L: It is a lovely house, oh that looks nice.
T: No touching.
L: Oh that's right isn't it?
B: So We need to hunt down a cat made of teeth, that no one else will see as such?
T: Yep.
B: Nice.
O: What.
B: Oh tell me she didn't.
N: She di~~d.
O: There was a second option.
N: Oh please We all know that is not going to happen.
L: There is another option. An option that might produce a greater result. As such We must pursue such an option to the fullest extent of Our capabilities. You will not throw this part of Our Soul into the Void so easily
B: So we're missing the fun?
T: Seems like it.
O: Speak for yourself, this is my bag.
L: Well lets get started then.
O: Analysis of Materials
Item 1: Ash Properties: Entropy/Decay
Item 2: Blood of Loki: Properties: Illegality, Negative Emotion, Revenge, Cold, Trickery, End Analysis
Conceptualization of Properties
Item 1, Conceptualizing Entropy, applied to Hope, Courage.
Item 2, Conceptualizing Negative Emotion, applied to Sorrow/Despair
Finalizing purposes, Decay of Hope/Courage, Development of Sorrow/Despair
Shaping Vessel, Form: Mask, Wooden
Applying Concepts to Form.
Sealing Magic, Finishing Product.
Operation Completion
B: God you are a Ham
T: Again?
O: AGAIN!
B: Analysis of Materials
O: Wait what?
T: Item 1: Hedge Thorns, Properties: Barrier, Deception, Drain, Torment
O: Now wait a goda-
L: Conceptualization of Properties
O: Look this is-
B: Item 1, Conceptualizing Barrier, applied to Mask, applied Inwards
O: -my project and I'm-
T: Finalizing purposes, Inwards Barrier to Containment, applied to Mask becomes Container for Mask
O: -not about to let you-
L: Shaping Vessel, Form: Box, Woven
O: -guys ruin this for-
B: Applying Concepts to Form
O: -me...Are you paying-
T: Sealing Magic, Finishing Product
O: -attention to me?
L: Operation Completion....Bitch
O: I hate you all.
T: Well it seems our gift is acceptable.
O: *grumble*
B: Oh you're not still on about that are you?
O: It was my project.
L: Well you know what they say, 'Stiff upper lip old chap'.
O: I Hate You All
T: Here's to finding something interesting.
B: Don't toast too soon.
T: ...Spoilsport
N: HEY HEY HEY HEY LISTEN HEY LISTEN
O: What!?!
N: CAN I PLAY
O: Well congratulations, you wanted an attack. Apparently you got one.
T: Wait what? That counts? BULLSHIT!
B: I'm gonna have to agree, honest it could have just been a stalker for Birdie.
T: Wow, you're really sticking to this aren't you
B: Dammit a man can try
N: Oh, fresh fish
P: NO
O: Too suspicious
L: Would freak people out