“The dead have no need for good or evil, only rest.”
"Good luck with your potato mule?"
"Ia! Ia! Eirena f'taghn!"
"I already HAVE a necrodaddy. I'm a discord kitten now."
"Do you know a nicely dressed guy? He's like... tall?"
"Oh no! Everyone I know is dead."
"We'll, uh, we'll be your bodyguards."
"Really? That's wonderful! My old bodyguards are dead."
"Aurora starts with twice the starting rations, but they're all potatoes."
"Carrots IS the stick."
"What do you have?"
"Potatoes and a can-do attitude!"
"I'm also looking for particular individuals."
"There are a lot of them about."
"I've never been a normal person. I had people to do that for me."
"I like this mountain. I want this mountain."
"Dis PATER. I know it means the same thing, but it's got less kink to it!"
"Are we clear? DO NOT EAT THE TORCH."
"Turns out, ghosts don't need all their limbs to curse you."
"This isn't just a cloth with blood on it. It's a bloody cloth, that's its identity now."
"Princesses aren't even real!"
"There's a lot of rigor to their mortis."
"You have Mister Rogers'd the fuck out of this village."
"Everything is happening, I am in the river, and the river is BEER."
"The fifth element is not milk."
"What do you want to name me? I'm magically bound to listen to it, but I don't want it to be like, a butt joke."
"Your immense volume of knowledge says 'I should poke that butt.'"
"And it's useful to know the trajectory of magic. That's why I've been staring at grass for five hours!"
"Can I AFFORD red pants?"
"This is my comfort flay."
"You have NOODLES! But they're not broken noodles!"
"Because magic is honest work, not like... picking up rocks, or moving buckets, or whatever it is that people do."
"You can scream about it, but you're only screaming about it so he doesn't feel bad that he's doing it wrong."
"Okay, so the screams echo out from the apothecary's basement."
"I'm the elementalist, I am by default the best at arson."
"Soooo Mort is doing unethical science on me."