“The dead have no need for good or evil, only rest.”
"Good luck with your potato mule?"
"Ia! Ia! Eirena f'taghn!"
"I already HAVE a necrodaddy. I'm a discord kitten now."
"Do you know a nicely dressed guy? He's like... tall?"
"Oh no! Everyone I know is dead."
"We'll, uh, we'll be your bodyguards."
"Really? That's wonderful! My old bodyguards are dead."
"Aurora starts with twice the starting rations, but they're all potatoes."
"Carrots IS the stick."
"What do you have?"
"Potatoes and a can-do attitude!"
"I'm also looking for particular individuals."
"There are a lot of them about."
"I've never been a normal person. I had people to do that for me."
"I like this mountain. I want this mountain."
"Dis PATER. I know it means the same thing, but it's got less kink to it!"
"Are we clear? DO NOT EAT THE TORCH."
"Turns out, ghosts don't need all their limbs to curse you."
"This isn't just a cloth with blood on it. It's a bloody cloth, that's its identity now."
"Princesses aren't even real!"
"There's a lot of rigor to their mortis."
"You have Mister Rogers'd the fuck out of this village."
"Everything is happening, I am in the river, and the river is BEER."
"The fifth element is not milk."
"What do you want to name me? I'm magically bound to listen to it, but I don't want it to be like, a butt joke."
"Your immense volume of knowledge says 'I should poke that butt.'"
"And it's useful to know the trajectory of magic. That's why I've been staring at grass for five hours!"
"Can I AFFORD red pants?"
"This is my comfort flay."
"You have NOODLES! But they're not broken noodles!"
"Because magic is honest work, not like... picking up rocks, or moving buckets, or whatever it is that people do."
"You can scream about it, but you're only screaming about it so he doesn't feel bad that he's doing it wrong."
"Okay, so the screams echo out from the apothecary's basement."
"I'm the elementalist, I am by default the best at arson."
"Soooo Mort is doing unethical science on me."
"I've got trauma as a social camouflage, so I'm good. I've got toxic positivity!"
"You are kind for one with such power."
"Well, I've never had a reason not to be! Wait yes I have!"
"I don't have a reason (to be unkind) anymore, because I killed all of them!"
"The good news is, you owe us money. The better news is, you might owe us some more money."
"I don't think Quincy is the kind of person you want opening your meeting."
"No, I think Quincy is exactly the person they want opening their meeting."
"You could tell them they should start worshipping me."
"I think if I do that they'll get mad."
"Or we could just burn this place down and move on faster."
"That's a good point!"
"Food for thought?"
"Food for thought."
"I'm... sure you are her favorite."
"MORTIMER DOES NOT SAY 'BY DEFAULT.'"
"Hey Quincy, did you know you can sing about things OTHER than Eirena?"
"That seems fake."
"And we become a traveling band, AGAIN."
"Potato diplomacy!"
"We're sanctioned interlopers!"
"Witnesses. That word is witnesses."
"Maybe someday someone will save me from myself."
"And then you'll climb out a window and make sure it doesn't work."
"I'll have you know I'm less of a death priest and more of a death accountant."
"If she had a Godspace page, I'm not entirely sure she'd have friends."
“We’d have to work sixty years in those mines to match what we made in a few days.”
“I know! Talk about job security!”
“Mortal, and therefore boring.”
“You are my second friend. My closest friend! My closest living friend!”
"Owning land would really cramp our heroic hobo lifestyle."
"I'm going to call this road 'Dead Man's Walk.'"
"I'm going to call it the Boulevard of Broken Dreams."
"Cameras can't read my face. What is a camera?"
"And it turns out, while humans are great persistence hunters, skeletons are just a little bit better."
"Ghost sword at a ghost forge out of ghost metal sounds great to me!"
"It's the magical Shave and a Haircut."
"Can you really say that you love someone if you haven't ripped out their heart?"
"We spent X silver on fancy clothes, and we can clean them any time we want by putting them on Voz!"
"If Quincy has no Eirena-to-mouth filter, then Quincy has no Eirena-to-mouth filter."
"Oh, I'm afraid my lord is - oh, what's the word in this part of the country? - a sussy baka."
"And I'm sure he benefits from your wisdom too."
"...I just smile and don't say anything because if I open my mouth I'm gonna prove him wrong."
"We all got married, and somehow five people are dead!"
"That man has a fixation fixation."
"Miss Josephine, no offense, but you daddy kinda dumb."
"The amount of daddy issues at this table."
"When I was adopted by Dis Pater, did that increase or decrease the amount of daddy issues?"
"I don't want to be the guy that everyone looks like and says 'oh, that's the guy that got beat up!'"
"Quincy's inside voice is external."
"Let's not do The King in Yellow, I'm insane enough as is."
"And so the show comes to its conclusion, full of epic revelations, and fart jokes."
"By the time we leave here, Voz might not be ready to be a serf, but he might be ready to be a serf's wife!"
"But sheep go to heaven."
"They also beleaguer your dreams."
"Oh, that's where the holy is stored! In the capitalism!"
"Turns out Eirena is the goddess of the earth, and the invisible hand of the market."
"You got that guyliner going on."
"And I head to the ATM - I mean Mortimer."